I know I haven't checked in this week. Trust me, it's been a long week. However, I needed to pass this story along about a man who robbed a car, eluded police officers, was attacked by an alligator, and was arrested in the hospital. However, according to state law, any gator that attacks a person has to be put down, so if they ever find Justice Gator they have to kill it.
It's pretty much The Dark Knight, only with an alligator.
This article is totally worth reading just to get the neighbors' reactions at the end.
Fight on, Justice Gator. We'll chase you, because you can take it.