Due to Internet
Error, Haiku Blog now on
Day Four-Oh-Four. Ha.
Sorry, library.
Not going to finish this
One on time. Renew.
Five good running backs.
Only three good receivers.
Unfortunate, that.
Dinosaurs fit well
Into haiku poetry.
Apatasaurus.
Went to a middle
School once where kids were kissing
In the halls. That's gross.
Ocean waves recede.
Sun sets o'er a peaceful shore.
Humboldt squid attack.
Playing cards with clowns.
Water skiing with angels.
Hot dogs before bed.
I need to go to
Toronto. No, I mean it.
Hockey Hall of Fame.
Earthquakes are rumbling.
The earth's surface is shifting.
I'm watching TV.
Seven skinny cows
Ate the seven fat cows. I
Bet their tummies hurt.
See that last haiku?
It was straight up Biblical.
Jesus is real, y'all.
Andrew Lloyd Weber.
He wrote lots of musicals.
Andrew Lloyd Weber.
I'm ready to go
To bed. I miss sleeping. I
Miss writing more, though.
Man I hope Isaac
Takes a few naps tomorrow.
Good nite, ev'ryone!
Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Sunday, December 5, 2010
v2, d222: Hospital Haiku
And now, for a bit of a change in pace:
The parking garage
Elevator makes you feel
As though you are doomed.
It's a long walk from
The parking garage to the
New entrance, homeboy.
Christmas trees are up.
Everywhere, candy canes.
No Menorahs, though.
Hand sanitizers
Ev'rywhere. Like Pokemon:
Gotta squirt 'em all!
No water fountains
In the halls. It's because you
Might get sick, homeboy.
Dry erase board says
The nurse on duty's name. Not
Last name, only first.
Big white plastic cup.
Huge bendy straw. It makes the
Water taste funny.
Is this the TV
Button? Click. Click. Whoops. It was
The "Call Nurse" button.
White bag for linens.
Red bag for all hazardous
Materials. True.
Hospital food is
Actually not that bad.
Mmm, big cheeseburger.
Waiting room has got
Free coffee for ev'ryone!
Waiting room of love...
You get a sticker
When you visit L&D.
Not at APU.
The parking garage
Elevator makes you feel
As though you are doomed.
It's a long walk from
The parking garage to the
New entrance, homeboy.
Christmas trees are up.
Everywhere, candy canes.
No Menorahs, though.
Hand sanitizers
Ev'rywhere. Like Pokemon:
Gotta squirt 'em all!
No water fountains
In the halls. It's because you
Might get sick, homeboy.
Dry erase board says
The nurse on duty's name. Not
Last name, only first.
Big white plastic cup.
Huge bendy straw. It makes the
Water taste funny.
Is this the TV
Button? Click. Click. Whoops. It was
The "Call Nurse" button.
White bag for linens.
Red bag for all hazardous
Materials. True.
Hospital food is
Actually not that bad.
Mmm, big cheeseburger.
Waiting room has got
Free coffee for ev'ryone!
Waiting room of love...
You get a sticker
When you visit L&D.
Not at APU.
Friday, July 30, 2010
v2, d130: WOF #1: Haiku
I didn't realize Shuffleblog was so popular. That means I have to put it later in the week. Otherwise people will just stop reading before we get to the other fun stuff. Who knew?
Also somewhat disheartening discovery: the one thing in my blog that people look forward to wasn't actually my idea. Oh well.
Roy Oswalt has been
traded. Not surprising. But
it's still kind of sad.
Zombie movies. As
Seinfeld might say, "What is the
deal with these zombies?"
People watching films
ain't on Facebook! Solution?
Movie of Facebook!
I liked the movie
"Jaws." "Jaws 2" was bad. He ate
a helicopter.
When people think of
me, what do they think? I hope
it's "sharks." Is that weird?
Hamilton Bulldogs
of the AHL still use
Who Let the Dogs Out.
Did you see Fight Club?
It was a movie that had
Ed Norton in it.
Used to want to be
a marine biologist.
It would have paid more.
Having trouble with
writing a scene? Drop the scene!
Brilliant solution!
I used to have a
Care Bear Cousin. Manlier
than Care Bears, those were.
I went fishing once.
Caught a log. It put up a
fight. I let it go.
My beautiful wife
would like me to log off now.
Farewell, haiku blog!
Also somewhat disheartening discovery: the one thing in my blog that people look forward to wasn't actually my idea. Oh well.
Roy Oswalt has been
traded. Not surprising. But
it's still kind of sad.
Zombie movies. As
Seinfeld might say, "What is the
deal with these zombies?"
People watching films
ain't on Facebook! Solution?
Movie of Facebook!
I liked the movie
"Jaws." "Jaws 2" was bad. He ate
a helicopter.
When people think of
me, what do they think? I hope
it's "sharks." Is that weird?
Hamilton Bulldogs
of the AHL still use
Who Let the Dogs Out.
Did you see Fight Club?
It was a movie that had
Ed Norton in it.
Used to want to be
a marine biologist.
It would have paid more.
Having trouble with
writing a scene? Drop the scene!
Brilliant solution!
I used to have a
Care Bear Cousin. Manlier
than Care Bears, those were.
I went fishing once.
Caught a log. It put up a
fight. I let it go.
My beautiful wife
would like me to log off now.
Farewell, haiku blog!
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