Good news, everyone. We may not be so helpless in the War for the Seas as we all thought.
It's time to fight fire....with Awesome. Behold:
Seriously. How do we get these guys to our side? Get our best negotiators out there. I'll even stop making fun of Aquaman if it'll help. Those squiddly little monsters won't know what hit 'em. Literally. They'll be like, "Wait, was that a small octopus? 'Cause it looked like it transformed into a nuclear tank missile, the abominable snowman, and three tiger sharks within a ten-second span. Curses! Foiled by that Awesome Butt-Kicking Friend of the Humans!!!" Write your congressmen. We need to get on this, post-haste.
All joking aside: is not our God amazing! The artist (and the dormant scientist) in me is overwhelmed by the diversity and creativity present throughout His creation.
