So, I wrote this play, and now I'm in it, and now I'm in rehearsals for it. And I'm not sure if I like it.
Quotes from today's rehearsals (and they're likely only funny if you were there) :
"Yes. Yes, I'm pivoting."
"This reminds me of when I was picking up dead chickens and a foot fell off."
"Smith. Her last name is Smith."
"Hey, Kat, do me a favor. Punch me."
"Okay, now for real."
"But I don't want to."
"I know, but it'll be okay."
"All right, good. Do that."
"And if it'll help you feel better, I can punch you sometimes."
"The boys are showing off."
"Hey! Leah started it!"
"I don't really understand why she likes to play with him."
"The situation has grown dire!"