*Robbie running back and forth from the hallway to the living room*
K: I think Robbie might be getting a little bit tired.
R: *stopping suddenly, looking sullen* No I am not.
W: Yeah, I think you're starting to get a little worn out, bud.
R: I am not out of worn!
*some parental chuckles*
R: I am not out of worn!
*************
*as we are leaving day care one day*
R: Kristen is my girlfriend.
W: What?
R: Kristen is my friend.
W: Oh. Okay.
*pause*
R: I kissed my friend.
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*After last night's Harry and Scary story introduced the Knock Knock Joke, it became the funniest thing in the world. In fact, his first two words this morning were "Knock knock!"*
(G=Mema Glenda)
R: Knock knock!
G: Who's there?
R: Banana!
G: Banana who?
R: Knock knock!
G: Who's there?
R: Banana!
G: Banana who?
R: Knock knock!
G: Who's there?
R: Orange!
G: Orange who?
*pause*
R: Knock knock!
G: Who's there?
R: Orange! *cackle* Knock knock!
G: Who's there?
R: Orange! *cackle* Knock knock!
G: Who's there?
R: Or-- *uncontrollable laughter* Or--*more laughter*
K: That's the joke, Mema, there's an orange knocking at your door! Isn't that funny?
R: ORANGE! *laughs*
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W: Knock knock.
R: Who's there?
W: Boo.
*confused silence*
W: You're supposed to say, "Boo who?"
R: Boo who?
W: Don't cry, it's only a joke!
R: (offended) I was not crying, Daddy.
*********
R: Are you a girl, Mommy?
K: Yes, Mommy is a girl.
R: And I am a boy?
K: That's right.
R: And Daddy is a boy?
K: Yes.
R: And Baby Brother is a boy?
K: Yes.
R: That's a LOT of boys!!!
K: Yes, yes it is...
***********
R: Daddy, say Gee-yi!
W: Gee-yi.
R: Why did you say gee-yi, Daddy?
W: Because you told me to!
R: Why did I tell you to say that?
W: I don't know!
R: Why you don't know?
