This blog does not endorse child violence.
That said, there is an awful lot of awesome in this video:
(Hat tip to Puck Daddy for, like, the 900th time)
Meanwhile, I know some of my readers are at least mildly into Powerglove, so I'm just gonna drop the link here. Two thoughts: when they say "Batman," do they mean "Batman: TAS" or "Nanananananananana, BATMAN!" Because if it's TAS, dude, that's freaking awesome. Second thought: Heffalumps and Woozles + death metal = amazing, epic nightmares. Just sayin'.