No, sadly, this post is not about this guy.
I'd like to know a few things about your childhood. If that's cool with you.
What were your favorite books as a very young child? In grade school? In middle school?
Did you like fairy tales? Which were your favorites?
What movies did you watch over and over again?
Favorite games? Video games?
Lastly, what were your favorite songs as a very young child? Grade school? Middle school?
*cough cough still somewhat sick*