My boss had her assistant pinch me today at work.
I was wearing green, too, but my boss is partially color blind, so she had her assistant pinch me.
She didn't pinch me herself, mind you. She gave her assistant a certain look that was a SIGNAL for her to pinch me.
It gets better: her assistant immediately acknowledged that yes, I was in fact wearing a very pale shade of green. She knew! And she pinched me anyway, and THEN she said, "I think he's wearing green." She said that was why she didn't pinch me very hard.
I mean, really? The whole thing was just really bizarre, and the more I think about it the weirder it gets.
Good night.
