A conversation with a couple of coworkers yesterday led to this fun little What If: What if every time a person was condescending, you took out a small water bottle and sprayed them in the face, very sternly saying "No!", as unto a cat? How hard would that rock?
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My favorite active hockey player is retiring tomorrow afternoon. Who feels a long sentimental sports-related blog coming???
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What? You read my blog and you STILL haven't played Bubble Spinner? Dude, that is just wrong!!!
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More amusing co-worker chatter: who would YOU like to see as the leading man in a Transformers movie? Popular answers: Harrison Ford. George Clooney (there's a scene where he's playing poker with the Decepticons). Michael J. Fox. Kiera Knightly. Famous Actor Lee Walker. With Sean Connery providing the voice of Optimus Prime, of course.
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Speaking of Optimus...just...just...oy. I'm sorry for ya, big guy. Wow. Just wow.
You know what's awesome about this clip? Watch Letterman try to get through it as fast as possible. It's like he lost a bet and had to do this segment. I know that feeling, Dave. It's kinda like when I'd watch the first fourteen minutes of Riddle of the Rainbow before my first entrance.
For some reason, this kinda reminds me of when Deal or No Deal had a whole Star Wars-themed episode. No one sells out like sci-fi!
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Speaking of sci-fi: is Warbot in Accounting the most depressing webcomic out there? We link, you decide.
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Okay, after that one, we'll end on a happy note. (Hannah, why does this give me an awesomely ripped off idea involving you and a certain acting bug???)
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All right, kids, back to work!
